(We see a black screen momentarily and then hear a judge banging his gavel and yelling "ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" in a rather unconvincing manner. Then the screen lightens up and we see a black-and-white courtroom scene, possibly taken from an old movie. The judge continues speaking. "Respond the question, did you or did you not copy Spy Game," he says to the guilty man in this scene. We see an old woman shaking and gritting her teeth. "Well," the judge says. "I did," the man says in a disgraceful manner. Everyone gasps and the woman shrieks. "Take him away, boys," the judge says to two policemen. After the guilty man is taken away, the green FBI warnings spin up to us briefly. "Don't even think about copying this videotape," the judge says and we hear the sound of a jail door closing)
(After the green FBI warnings, the 1986 Walt Disney Home Video logo appears)
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Coming to Theaters")
Brian Cummings: Coming to theaters soon.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the Walt Disney Pictures logo)
Mark Elliott: Fifty years ago, Walt Disney created a motion picture masterpiece that would become one of the biggest films of all time. And brought to life a little hero who charmed audiences all over the world.
Jiminy Cricket: Nice piece of wood as well.
Mark Elliott: This summer, that timeless classic returns to theaters. It's Walt Disney's one-and-only "Pinocchio"!
Pinocchio: (sings) I have no string to hold me dow––
(Pinocchio trips down the stairs and lands on the stage floor with his face)
Mark Elliott: "Pinocchio". The story of the wooden puppet who wanted to become a real boy.
Pinocchio: I'm going to school.
Jiminy Cricket: That's the stuff, Pinoke!
Mark Elliott: And set off on a fantastic adventure with a very special friend.
Jiminy Cricket: Cricket's the name!
Mark Elliott: Jiminy Cricket!
Honest John: (singing) Hi-diddle-dee-dee! An actor's life for me!
Mark Elliott: "Pinocchio"!
Pinocchio: What just happened?
Mark Elliott: It's thrilled generations of audiences with its spectacular animation, its memorable moments...
(Monstro splashes into the water)
And its unforgettable music.
Jiminy Cricket: (singing) If you wish upon a star...
Mark Elliott: It's the most breathtaking movie of the summer...
Geppetto: You ARE a real boy!
(Figaro jumps into the fish bowl and kisses Cleo)
Mark Elliott: And you're invited to share the magic with your family.
Jiminy Cricket: I think it's swell.
Mark Elliott: It's Walt Disney's classic, "Pinocchio". For anyone who's ever wished upon a star!
(After the "Pinocchio" title logo appears, the screen fades to a black background with white subtitles reading "COMING THIS SUMMER TO A THEATER NEAR YOU FROM WALT DISNEY PICTURES")
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Coming Only to Theaters this 1992 Holiday Season")
Mark Elliott: Coming only to theaters this 1992 holiday season, the newest Disney animated classic from Walt Disney Pictures.
(After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we see behind-the-scenes footage for "Aladdin")
Here at the Walt Disney Studios, our animators and artists are hard at work completing our 31st all-new animated film: "Aladdin".
(The screen of the "Aladdin" logo flips, revealing silent clips of the movie starting from the beginning of the "Prince Ali" musical number)
And here's a sneak peek at this very special musical adventure!
Genie: (sings) Well, Ali Baba had them (40 thieves strike from his open hands like playing cards and surround Aladdin) forty thieves, Scheherezadie had a thousand tales.
Mark Elliott: It's filled with wonderful new Disney characters and six new songs from the Academy Award-winning team of "The Little Mermaid" and "Beauty and the Beast".
(Genie poofs up a red pillow with his magic)
Genie: (Catches a falling Aladdin with a red pillow) I'm in the mood.
To help you, dude! (Sticks his tongue out)
(A clone of Genie walks out of the mouth, with the tongue arranged as a staircase. The Genie clone is wearing a white tuxedo with a matching top hat)
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Mark Elliott: Join Aladdin and his magic lamp on the most emotional magic carpet ride ever! Don't miss the fun. Coming to theaters for Thanksgiving 1992 from Walt Disney Pictures!
(We cut to the end of the song, where Genie's body forms a tornado and sucks everything off)
Genie: (singing) You ain't never had a friend like me.
Ha!
(On the final note, we cut to a black background with white subtitles, reading "Coming to Theaters for Thanksgiving 1992 from Walt Disney Pictures")
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Now on Home Video")
Mark Elliott: Now available on videocassette.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the Universal Pictures logo)
Max Cady: Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Sam J. Bowden: I want you the hell off my property!
Danielle Bowden: Where are you from?
Tom Kane: There is a darkness in every soul.
Max Cady: Perhaps I'm the Big Naughty Wolf.
Tom Kane: Where evil waits....
Max Cady: Nice evening, ladies.
Sam J. Bowden: He's been harassing my family.
Max Cady: Every real man must wrestle with the devil!
Tom Kane: From director Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange, "Cape Fear". Rated R!
Brian Cummings: Look what the stork just brought in. The unforgettable Disney classic: "Dumbo".
(Dumbo sneezes, revealing his big ears)
Watch as Dumbo and his charming sidekick Timmy take to the heavens in this high-flying adventure that soars with wonder and emotion and lands straight in your heart. Walt Disney's classic, "Dumbo"!
(Screen fades from black, revealing a silent clip of Alice sitting on a green leaf)
Brian Cummings: Presenting one of the world's most beloved heroines in one of the world's most delightful adventures. Walt Disney's classic: "Alice in Wonderland". Drop in with Alice to an emotional world where flowers can speak, cards can walk and facts that are impossible in any other land...
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
Brian Cummings: Are certain to happen in Wonderland.
Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads!
Brian Cummings: The immortal story by Lewis Carroll, the incredible imagination of Walt Disney. Characters that have enchanted generations, together in a motion picture classic to collect on video and enjoy forever. The time has come for Walt Disney's classic, "Alice in Wonderland". It's a very reluctant date!
Tweedledee and Tweedledum: The end.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the title card, "Special Previews After our Feature from Walt Disney Home Video")
Mark Elliott: Be sure to stay tuned after our feature for a look at more special previews from Walt Disney Home Video.
(Screen fades from black, revealing a purple background. The words "Feature Presentation" are written out during a fanfare)
Mark Elliott: And now, our feature presentation.
(The Walt Disney Classics logo is shown and the movie starts)
